Tallulah (feat. Dan Booth)

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

She’s three wheels of freedom

Riding down the old pathway

A purple speed-demon, tricycle liberator

It’s not a trike to me, it’s my mobility

That gets me round like able-bodied folks

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

Now I’m proud to be disabled but I don’t need a chair

It’s not really practical for me

Instead my purple tricycle fits me to a tee

She’s my strong and stabilised steed

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

These wheels smash fascists and ableist wankers

Just like that man upon the street

Who thinks he can question my disability

Just because I’m up on my feet

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

Now I know that you’re not perfect

Your handlebars are fucked

Your brakes are on the fritz again and the chain keeps falling off

But even when you send me arse over tit

I’m just really glad that you’re here

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go, Tallulah

Through the sleet and snow

Oh, Tallulah, you take me where I wanna go

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

GET ON YOUR TRIKES AND RIDE!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight

Oh, riding on my purple trike

Oh, you’re gonna let me on that train

Oh, the bane of Network Rail

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight

Oh, riding on my purple trike

Oh, you’re gonna let me on that train

Oh, the bane of Network Rail